U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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Today,
tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you
.
I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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This cat, is cat,
a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat,
seconds cat !.
..
Now read it without the word cat.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS
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